It’s springtime in Bagram, Afghanistan, when young men’s fancies turn to… erm… lube.  And making money.

This instant classic comes from Nakslist, our local e-commerce source.  You may recall a Nakslist employment opportunity for an Egg Peeler shared in a previous blog post.  I don’t even know where to begin with this, so I’m just going to free-associate:

Restricted lube sales by the Dixie-cup:  crazy or genius?  I don’t know which way to go.

Swiss Navy?  Never heard of it.  Do the Swiss even have a navy?  Last time I checked, Switzerland was land-locked.

“Bacon bazooka”:  I have no words.

Lube for everyone!

MM