How Do You Say “Depressing” in Dari?

Nothing like a walloping pop in the chops to get your attention, is there?

I’ve been through an awful lot of training preparing for this deployment, most of it (so far) online.  I made a plan to do the routine, tedious, less-fun training first so I could save the more interesting/entertaining for last (sort of as a reward for getting through the not-so-fun stuff).  Here’s a list of the online trainings I did:

What I thought would be less fun and/or interesting:

  • Policy on human relations, equal opportunity, prevention of sexual harassment, sexual assault prevention and response, free exercise of religion, suicide prevention, and professional and unprofessional relationships,
  • Security procedures for computers and various types of information, Operations Security (OPSEC), Force Protection, and Law of Armed Conflict
  • Biometrics and collection/reporting of information
  • Chemical, biological, radiation, and nuclear (CBRN) weapons defense and awareness
  • Self Aid and Buddy Care (SABC) (complete with very graphic videos of spurting arteries and sucking chest wounds)
  • Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape (SERE)
  • Explosive Ordnance Reconnaissance (EOR), Counter-Improvised Explosive Device (C-IED) awareness, counterinsurgency

What I saved for last since I thought it would be more fun:

  • General and specific Afghan culture
  • Dari language

I did the counterinsurgency training right before culture and language.  Counterinsurgency training concentrated heavily on the International Security Assistance Force (ISAF) mission:

In support of the Government of the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan, ISAF conducts operations in Afghanistan to reduce the capability and will of the insurgency, support the growth in capacity and capability of the Afghan National Security Forces (ANSF), and facilitate improvements in governance and socio-economic development in order to provide a secure environment for sustainable stability that is observable to the population.

Other ISAF goals include assisting the Afghan government in establishing a secure and stable environment, supporting reconstruction and development, and helping Afghan Authorities establish good governance and rule of law.  This is the ISAF patch I’ll wear on my uniform:

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After this inspirational ISAF training, the cultural training that stressed the importance of relationship-building and the Afghans’s world-famous hospitality, and this introduction to the language lessons:  “Language training helps deployed Airman [sic] establish bonds and build positive relationships with local nationals by extending and understanding greetings, courtesies, and social customs in the local languages,” imagine my surprise when the first language lesson consisted of learning the following 15 words and phrases in Dari (the language spoken in the Bagram area):

  • Stop!
  • Hands up!
  • Do you have weapons?
  • Drop your weapon!
  • Put your weapon down
  • Stop the vehicle
  • We will search your car
  • What is your name?
  • Show me your identification
  • Do you understand?
  • Do you need help?
  • Do you need medical attention?
  • What direction?
  • Excuse me/I’m sorry
  • You can leave

These are greetings and courtesies?

I had expected something along the lines of “Hello” or “Nice to meet you” or some other message that would intone “We come in peace” rather than the hostile phrases presented.   After all that ISAF propaganda, this language lesson was a slap in the face.  I admit, it upset me and made me angry.  Insulted, even.  I was all geared up to be culturally sensitive and respectful, not to man a checkpoint and screen local nationals to see who might be a bad guy.

But after thinking about it for a while, I realized that this was exactly the right language lesson for me to see first…

As I prepare for this deployment, wonderfully well-meaning friends and coworkers keep telling me how much fun I’ll have and what a great adventure this will be, while reminding me in a footnote to “be careful” and “be safe”.  My rude Dari language lesson puts the Be Careful message right up front, where it needs to be:  I’m not going on vacation or on a cultural exchange trip, I’m going to a combat zone to support American and Coalition warfighters in an environment where murderers are disguised as the local guy on the street (or worse, in the uniforms of Afghan police).  I damn well better never forget this fact, for my own safety and the safety of everyone around me.

Well done, language training module organizers, well done.  I get it.  It makes me sad that I needed this lesson, but I’m glad I got it and I won’t forget it.

MM

PS — Later language modules included the hellos and pleases and thank yous I was expecting, but none of them will stick with me like that emotional first lesson.

My Deadly New BFF

I have found my favored weapon!

What the Military Issue Rifle Is in Each Country of the World

Isn’t she pretty?

After last week’s difficult M9 pistol training, I was concerned about my M4 training this week.  The M9 was awkward and unnatural in my hands, so I expected the M4 rifle to be more so as it is a significantly larger, heavier, and more complicated weapon.  I couldn’t have been more wrong!

Unlike M9 training, M4 training occurs over two days, with the first day taking place mostly in a classroom and the second day mostly on the firing range.  On day one, we “zeroed” our weapons, meaning we calibrated the sights for accurate shooting.

The primary and preferred sight is the M68 Close Combat Optic (different from a “scope” because it does not magnify the target) which shows a red dot inside it that you put on the target for aim.  The back-up sight consists of front and back iron sights, where you put the tip of the front bar in the center of the back circle to aim.

We began by zeroing our iron sights, which entails firing three shots at a time toward a target silhouette simulated to be 300 meters distant.  The combat arms instructors then inspect the targets and make adjustments to the sights until your shots land in the tiny target circle in the silhouette’s center of mass.

By pure, dumb luck, my iron sights just happened to already be in the perfect calibration for my stock length and shooting position.  So, I was able to hit the target circle with tight groupings every time starting from the first shot.  Let’s be clear, we were firing from the supported prone position which is absolutely the most stable firing position you can get, and we were allowed to take as much time as possible so time pressure was not a factor.  Still, after last week’s performance, looking like a superstar right from the beginning felt great and was a huge confidence-builder.

I wasn’t quite so lucky with the M68 sight, but I still got it zeroed pretty well and had some impressively holey-looking target circles by the time we wrapped up for the day.

The next morning, we took our zeroed weapons to the firing line for practice and qualification.  Unlike the M9 test where we had just a few firing positions, the M4 required many more firing positions using both the semi-automatic and three-round burst settings on the weapon.  We fired and tested from supported (supporting hand resting on a fixed object) and unsupported (supporting hand not resting on anything) prone positions, standing, moving left, moving right, moving forward left, moving forward left, barricaded, supported kneeling (elbow on knee), and standing-transition-to-kneeling positions.  We also did a few rounds wearing full-face chemical masks in addition to our flak vests and helmets.  And those are just the ones I can remember.

Supported prone is a luxury position.  Not only are both your elbows and your supporting hand planted on fixed objects, but because you are stable and so low to the ground there just isn’t anyplace for you to go to get out of position.  It’s very easy to achieve accuracy and keep it as you continue to shoot.  As soon as you start losing support points and moving into more upright positions, the magnitude of swaying and bobbing you experience is astonishing, even when you are trying to keep as steady as possible.

In spite of what seemed like wild movement, I fired surprisingly well throughout the practice and test rounds.  Bizarrely, I got better (tighter groupings) with distance from the target.  A friend told me after class that she’d heard people do better as targets get smaller because they focus better when they have a teeny target.  Evidently, this is true for me and I don’t mind a bit.

After several hours of timed firing drills, I’m delighted to say that I qualified easily on the M4.  My lessons learned from last week’s M9 qualification helped: I really toughened up my fingers and I was a lot more comfortable.  I am covered with sore spots and bruises of mystery origin, but success certainly takes the edge off the discomfort.  In fact, it feels good.  Also, not to gloat, but I was the only civilian in the training (and therefore the only person who had not had previous M4 training), older than the other students by at least 15 years, and a much better shot than at least half the class.  That feels good, too, even though I understand that this was not a competition.

Here are a few more tips in addition to the helpful hints from last week:

  1. Long sleeves and helmets and ballistic goggles are not enough protection from hot shell casings being ejected from the weapon to your left.  Several people in the training got hit repeatedly in the face with hot brass and got minor burns.  Make sure your shirt has a collar you can turn up and that you bring a kerchief you can add to your ensemble for extra protection.
  2. You spend a lot of time on your knees and elbows on concrete.  Wearing a heavy vest and helmet and holding a heavy weapon makes it that much harder on your joints.  Bring the tactical (of course!) knee and elbow pads you were issued with the rest of your gear and don’t be shy about using them.
  3. The M4 weighs a little under five pounds without ammo, which is remarkably heavy when you are holding it up, unsupported, for hours.  Your supporting side is also your weak side, so work on your endurance by holding weighty objects out in front of you with that arm.  You’ll shoot better if you’re not fatigued so quickly.

I’d like to give a shout out to the Combat Arms Instructors at the Lackland AFB Medina Training Annex.  These guys were so professional and patient with everyone, even though I’m sure I looked like a bumbling moron plenty of times.  It was nerve-wracking trying to become comfortable and proficient on these weapons, and I very much appreciated that these instructors did not add to the pressure by showing any irritation or exasperation with anybody.  Thanks, guys!

MM

Time to Pull on My Big Girl Underpants

I had my first real training and test this morning: qualifying on the M9 pistol.

About 15 military members from Air Force, Navy, and Marines reported to training at Joint Base San Antonio (JBSA) Lackland this morning, with about 5 civilians. Everybody but me had previous, recent firearms experience, but I had been assured by many friends that this would be easy so I wasn’t too worried. It wasn’t long until I realized I was woefully underprepared for this training.

M9-pistolet

The Beretta M9 is the standard sidearm for America’s armed services. If you’re a strapping young soldier who does physical work on a fairly regular basis, it’s a pretty easy weapon to handle; if you’re a desk-bound mid-life woman whose most physically demanding tool usage is limited to a coffee grinder and a mechanical pencil, you might be in for some trouble.

Operating this gun requires far more hand and finger strength than I anticipated. The weapon is not sized for Dainty Lady Hands, so some functions that could be performed easily by a person with larger and stronger or more dextrous and practiced hands necessitated my either shifting my hand around the grip or using two hands to perform the tasks. This made my handling of the gun look and feel clumsy, plus I was conspicuously slower than the rest of the students.

Not having familiarity with how to handle the moving parts left me with a “slide bite” within the first 5 minutes of class. It barely qualifies as an injury, but that red mark on my hand is like a scarlet letter A for Amateur. So embarrassing.

Furthermore, I lacked the finger toughness needed to manipulate the weapon over a period of hours. I had let my nails grow out over the last couple of weeks and cut them very short just last night. The protection of the long nails allowed my fingertips to get soft and tender, so the repeated pressing of stiff spring-loaded buttons and levers on the gun plus the loading of rounds into the resistant magazines made my fingertips inflamed and sore fairly quickly. I actually have a bruise on the tip of my right thumb. It was a mighty uncomfortable few hours.

My underpreparedness was additionally highlighted by my failure to properly fit my protective gear before we started on the firing range. Moving from a standing stance into a kneeling position during a timed firing drill is not the moment to discover that crouching causes your flak vest to ride up in the back where it tips your helmet over your eyes so you can’t see what you’re shooting at. More humiliation.

Helpful tip:  when spent shell casings ejected from the weapon of the shooter next to you land on your neck, don’t freak out even though they’re hot.  Flailing is strongly discouraged on the firing line.

All in all, it was a rough morning and I looked like an idiot. At least I managed to keep my weapon pointed downrange and avoided shooting myself in the foot. Despite my slowness, clumsiness, and discomfort, I’m pleased to report that this sorry tale has a happy ending: I passed my qualifying test. We shot 45 rounds in various positions from various distances, and you had to get 31 of them on the target silhouette to pass. Fortunately for me, the hits didn’t have to be in the center-of-mass circle, just on the paper. I got 35, ALL over that paper — but on it!

And I learned some important lessons that I’ll use for next week’s M4 training. I’ll share this advice here for those of you who might find yourselves going to firearms training at Lackland:

  1. Work on your hand and finger strength and dexterity. You’ll need to have strength for squeezing and for applying pressure with your fingers and thumb extended.
  2. Toughen up your fingertips. Cut your nails short and develop some callouses. Tie snug knots in rough, stiff ropes and then loosen the knots with your fingers. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.
  3. Conduct gear and clothing fittings in advance. If your pieces fit individually when you’re standing up straight with your arms at your sides, that’s just swell but also meaningless. You have to be able to move into all kinds of positions with all the gear simultaneously functioning as intended, so make sure that will happen before you show up for training.
  4. Bring a bottle of water or two. San Antonio is hot, and it’s a lot hotter wearing a flak vest and helmet. You can’t avoid getting sweaty but you can avoid getting dehydrated.
  5. Bring wet wipes. After classroom training and firing drills and qualification, you’ll be required to clean your weapon. Your hands will be covered with oily cleaning solvent and the only thing supplied by the instructors to wipe it off your hands will be the oily cleaning rags you just used to wipe down your gun.

Note also that for the rest of the day you will smell like gunpowder and gun cleaning solution no matter how thoroughly you wash your hands because it gets on your shirt. Bring a change of clothes for your return to the office, or just walk around the cubicles smelling like a sniper and let your friends and coworkers be impressed.  I won’t tell anybody if you don’t.

MM